When it comes to Devilsticks i´m a nerd, part of beeing a nerd is to regulary check youtube for new videos i missed somehow (which rarely happens).
I´m doing this for quite some time and week after week there are new so called helpful tutorials showing usually a boy between the age of 8 and 15 doing a tic tac with very bad form (handsticks hold at the end , bad posture, ne pendulum movement just hitting those damn sticks) to then explain random moves they obviously haven´t mastered themselfes yet.
And often enough it´s not even one single video but a few posted within few days in between as if the 6 clicks the video got so far would be a clear signal that the world needs more shitty devilstick tutorial. I first realised this trend two years agowhen a friend got into a discussion with one of these brats after commenting on of these aand giving some advice.
Assuming on average one of these tutorials are uploaded each day this means that there are at least 1000 of these. Now the thing is with a few exeptions nobody seems to watch them, actually there have to be hundrets of these, that haven´t been viewed by anyone... but me.
The poor me that just have to go sure to leave nothing unchecked and also using the opportunity to once again get mad. And thats what i´m going to do now.
A. IF YOU ARE USING A FLOWERSTICK DON`T CALL IT A DEVILSTICK BECAUSE IT`S A FUCKING FLOWERSTICK
B. IF YOU DON`T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THEN SHUT UP INSTEAD OF MUMMBLING STUPID SHIT
C: DON`T HOLD YOURE FREAKING HANDSTICKS AT THE END HOLD THEM IN THE MIDDLE
D: DON`T CALL YOURSELF A PRO, because it´s neither nice nor are you a professionel actually U SUCK, i´ve seen DOGS DOING MORE IMPRESSIVE STICK MANIPULATION
E: ITS NOT GETTING BETTER IF YOU USE SLOWMOTION
F: IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A HELI TUTORIAL WHY DON`T SEARCH IF THERE IS ONE ALREADY (hint there a several and most of them suck, if you have one uploaded, yes your´s propably sucks too)
G: NOBODY CARES (well i do but not the way you planed it) SO DON`T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THOSE CRAPPY NEITHER FUNNY NOR BEAUTIFUL VIDEO EDITING BULLSHIT.
H: WHATS WRONG WITH ALL UR BODYS, UR ONLY DEVILSTICKING THERES NO NEED TRYING TO LOOK LIKE FUCKING GLÖCKNER OF NOTREDAM
I: DON`T CALL YOURSELF AMAZING EITHER, YOU SUCK AND IF YOU REALLY WERE A DEVILSTICK MASTER THEN I`D PROPAPLY HEARD ABOUT U BEFORE
J: IF YOU ONLY HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR AN HOUR; A DAY OF A WEEK WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT
K: EITHER USE NO MUSIK OR EDIT GOOD MUSIC BUT SHUT UP THE SHIT YOUR RADIO OR YOUTUBES PLAYING RIGHT NOW AND HOW ABOUT HOLDING THE DAMN CAMERA STILL FOR ONE SINGLE SECOND
L: IF YOUR THE PARENT OF ONE THESE KIDS, DONT GIVE EM THE PERMISSION TO SUBMIT IT TO YOUTUBE, DON`T ENCOURAGE THEM, DONT HELP THEM DOING IT AND DONT DO IT YOURSELF SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING... AND IF YOUR
M: IF YOU`RE AN ADULT AND MAKING THESE VIDEOS.... FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU
allright i guess thats it, at least i´m feeling better know, sorry if i offended anybody but i´ve been dealing with this for to long
PS. no video examples because they are children after all and insulting them in such a way really wouldn´t be nice, i you havent seen some allready they are all over Youtube, you´ll find them there
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